"I don’t wear makeup so I don’t have to waste like an hour in front of the mirror every morning hahahaha"
"open books not legs"
"why have tequila shots when you can have tea?"
"As always, late with Starbucks"
"modest is hottest"
"I’m not like those girls”
I am more likely to accept an invite to get peed on, than I am to accepting your Candy Crush Invite. Leave me alone!!! I don’t play that shit!!! The only candy I wanna crush is some sourpatch kids w/ my own teeth.